Does it get any better than THIS??

Bad dates really are hilarious. At the time, no, but after the fact, so classic....I wish I could claim this one...

A friend of mine went out to dinner with a friend who has always liked her. I think things took a turn for the worst when he said this:

"I could have made love to you and I think the two of us could have really had a lot of fun that way."

Yes, he did actually say that. I would have paid to see the look on her face.

Polygs.

A few weeks ago, my girlfriends and I went to St. George for a little weekend getaway. We couldn't help but notice all of the polygs down there. I came up with the brilliant idea that we should be sister wives for Halloween. It really couldn't have turned out better and I don't think I have laughed that hard in a long time. Tears, I tell you. Tears.

We spent the weekend at a cabin up north somewhere and the guys that we went with had no idea we were dressing up. The look on their faces while we filed down the stairs was shocking. Probably because we have never looked uglier. Case in point.


We had 10 wives and our friend Monique was the husband. It was amazing how a little makeup could turn her into a man.

As a sidenote, I would like to mention that one of the guys said I looked the worst. It was a real self esteem booster...

We stopped at Quiznos on the way up. The cashiers were scared of us and really weren't sure if we were dressed up or not.




Haylie won for the best hair. At first, it looked too good, so we had to make it uglier. This is what we came up with.


We did A LOT of laughing, followed by some stunts, a little football game, and a nature walk as evidence below. We also dressed up on Saturday night so the guys could see what a little makeup could do for us.











The winners.

The losers.