Introducing....

Ryan G. Stewart
Born June 20th, 2010. We all thought there was NO WAY they would have another redhead..but Adam and Brooke are producing them like like they're going out of style!!!

Not so fast Mary Smith....

People are sneaky. Good thing I have some sort of a brain to figure this out. I recently became a home owner. Scary I know, but I decided to join the big girl club and take the plunge. The new joint is below.

It will be finished in about 3 weeks so naturally, I've been trying to figure out how to organize the place. If any of you remember the couch incident, it was the reason I moved out of my old place and ultimately decided to buy. This lovely couch as seen below, has been sitting in my brother's storage unit. Untouched and only sat on two or three times, she's lovely but not exactly what I am looking for to fill my family room space.

I decided to post it on KSL to see what kind of response I would get. Enter Mary Smith. First red flag. Could the name be any more generic?

About an hour after I posted it, I got an email from Mary asking if it was still available because she was interested. I responded and said it was and that I would be happy to show it to her at anytime. She quickly responded saying that she was away doing some contract work and that she would send a check and have her movers come and pick it up. Weird that she doesn't even want to see it before buying it...Red flag #2.

I responded telling her that I needed a cashier's check and a phone number so that I could contact her after I had made sure the check was good. I don't hear anything for a day. Meanwhile, her email address was something I had never heard of before. I decided to look it up. Lo and behold, straight out of India. Last time I checked, there weren't any Indians named Mary Smith.

"Mary" finally responds and says that she has sent the check and that she "accidentally" made it out for $1000 over my asking price and that I could keep $100 of that for the trouble and give the rest to the movers when they pick up my couch. Nice try Mary. I'm not an idiot. Pretty sure that additional money is for whoever is going to help you scam me. She also said she couldn't respond to me because she was typing from a hearing impaired computer. Code for "I don't speak English".

We'll see what this check from India looks like when it arrives but the joke's on you Mary. Next time, try scamming someone who doesn't have half a brain.

On a sidenote, the couch is still available and SOOO comfy if anyone is interested!!

Me-hi-co continued...

We left for Mexico a month ago today and I just barely got the pics from everyone! We had such a blast and I couldn't have picked more fun girls than the nine that I was with( except for Heather, we missed you!) We have traveled all over together and every trip we go on is somehow better than the last. There's a lot of pics so buckle up!


The Mariner of the Seas. We had lots of good times on this ship!

The Utah 10. This is what we were so loving referred to by our Cruise director on the ship.

Doing a little exploring on our first day.

Although it looks like I'm pissed at her, I wasn't. Kel was the best roomie ever!

At dinner one night.

Some of the gals in the karaoke competition. They clearly were not messing around.

Nine out of the ten of us at sunset.

One of our formal nights.

Beautiful Cabo!

On our way to Lovers Beach!

We had to be taxied into Cabo and on our way over we passed a yellow boat. This naturally led to all of us singing "We all live in a yellow submarine" at the top of our lungs. It was hilarious!

The way they drive in Mexico would never fly in the US!

Just one of the amazing sunsets we saw. The excitement was uncontainable!

Getting off the boat one day.

Taking it all in.....

Elissa has a family friend who owns a hotel in Mazatlan so this is how we got there. Mazatlan is GHETTO so we opted to go there. It was such a blast!

$20 to go parasailing off the beach. I was having second thoughts after I saw the row boat that was pulling me and how many people he cut off. It was beautiful though!

We ALL wanted to take this little girl home with us. She was selling up chicklets as we sat on the beach and couldn't have been older than two. They train them young..

We spent a fair amount of time doing this. Missy was the BARGAIN queen!

We tried a little rock climbing on our last day.

This was the best part of the trip made mostly by my hot little mexican friend named Victor that had to rescue me. All I will say is that there was stradling involved and that the mexicans in Puerta Vallarta are a far cry from the mexicans in Utah. Pretty sure we'll be heading back there at some point.


Our last formal night, we thought it would be a good idea to try and take pictures with the sunset. It was sooo windy and our pictures turned out to be less than stellar....

A nightly ritual. I'm not joking. Two desserts each. No wonder we were the last ones out of there each night!

After one of our formal nights, we changed our clothes and were on our way to get our dance on. We happened to pass a photographer who was less than thrilled with our spontaneous photo op. I personally think it couldn't have turned out better!

Last day on the Promenade! So sad to leave!

Thanks for the trip gals! There is not a group of girls I would rather be with!

Me-hi-co

I just got back from this lovely country a few days ago. While I took a total of 6 pictures, I will be sure to give a full report when I get the hundreds that my friends took. As much as we thought there would maybe be a group of 10 single guys that would be dying to hang out with us on our cruise, I can sadly report that there wasn't even one. That is why we hit the jackpot on our Zip line tour in Puerta Vallarta. I can honestly say that I haven't ever been attracted to mexicans before. In the words of my friend Missy, "I have been born again!"

I am aware that I look homeless in this picture but these boys made our tour so much more fun! The definite highlight was when I got stuck out in the middle of the zip line and had to be rescued by Victor. This included being straddled and pulled back to the platform. Too bad it was the last run because I'm pretty sure that we would have made it a point to get stuck out there!

Next trip: One week in Puerta Vallarta hanging out with these boys!

More cruise pictures to come!

So, it's been a while....

Where has the time gone??? I wish I could say that I haven't been blogging because nothing exciting has happened in the past few months. That just wouldn't be true so I will try summarize what I've been up to.

First off, December started out with a bang! I got a new job at:


and I honestly couldn't be happier! I was starting to get suicidal at my old job so it was a welcomed change!


If I'm being completely honest, I hate that my birthday is on New Years. I always try to be out of town but this year, that just wasn't going to happen. My cute friends were determined to make it fun so they threw a little birthday party for Missy and I! Since we don't get drunk, we are forced to have alternative fun, i.e. twister, human pyramids, and Win, Lose, or Draw. As you will see a little further down, we are easily entertained so it ended up being really fun!

In January we took a little weekend vacay to Bear Lake to participate in the annual Bear Lake Monster. This consists of one-piece snowsuits, homemade relays, lotto tickets at Gladys, and just a darn good time.







In February, it was Kimi's birthday. A few months back, we were discussing the fact that since she was turning 31 and STILL not married, her life was pretty much over. Leave it to us girls to get an idea and run with it. What better way to celebrate than have a funeral themed birthday party! I am fully aware that this sounds totally creepy but it was hysterical and a day dedicated to Kimi. Just a few pics....






And finally over Presidents day, we took an epic trip to Sun Valley. This is where we originally purchased our one-piece snowsuits. It's no secret that I love them so naturally I had to buy another.

As much as I love the classic 80's, I'll be wearing this one ALL THE TIME. I'm pretty sure it's a designer brand and I just couldn't pass it up. Anytime I can purchase something with fur, there is absolutely no hesitation.

Sun Valley is so much fun in the winter, there's not a whole lot to do and since I don't ski, I have become real good at sledding. Case in point.

This hill was fantastic. We were a little hesitant since last year on this same trip we ended up in the ER. It ended up just being a real good time.










And last but not least. it wouldn't have been a complete weekend without meeting some guys. An entire hockey team from Missoula to be exact. May have been the funniest night of my life and most of it went down inside this creepy motel. We had to get a picture on our way out of town to document....



So there it is in a nutshell. I guess all we need now are some men, specifically 10, that can keep up with us. We're always on the lookout but until then, we'll just keep on truckin!