Can i set the stage for you? We pull up to my cabin in Star Valley, WY and my dad is attempting to hunt a beaver in the river. We then hear the sound of a gun (which resides on my dad's hip the entire weekend because he is a born redneck) and we hear my dad's booming voice say "that beaver sonofabitch..." And Alli thinks he is scary??!! Lets talk about his scariness-- he is shooting at shadows, swearing, all while wearing a hawaiian-print 1984, button down, with his gun stratigically showing. NOT SCARY! alli and my dad definitely bonded.
Alli and i have had so many adventures building up this past month but the unfortunate truth is that for some reason people have started to actually read our blog. What kind of dilemna does this present? Well...in our blog, i might want to, maybe mention our hot coworker, or the crush alli has on her married friend wade (these are all hypotheticals of course), but now i am not sure if that will work...i mean if people are reading this i might need to limit what i say. hmmm, i will consider that next time.
So back to the cabin adventure from HELL. Women are always told they are dramatic...some yes. Unfortunately, franny (my now lesbian dog) has also realized she does not need males to make her happy..NO i will not spell it out for you. There is TWO things wrong with her. ONE, franny's love interest happens to be female (not right) and TWO, it happens to be our other dog (that is franny's sister)...what is wrong with her! In her defense franny was feeling the love, as were a couple of others....lets talk about that.
Elissa and Mr. Don juan certainly had their own love connection! WOW. elissa and her random makeouts. i dont know sometimes i think she makes wise decisions but then i think she must have closed her eyes from the moment she met the guy/31 year old. I have never seen elissa with such vigor and intent. The best part of the whole experience was when elissa realized we had planned the whole makeout and i looked upstairs she said, "i hate you guys." and slammed the door. Little did we know that Mr. Don juan is not as short laying down and that he was on the other side of the slammed door! she is such a scammer. Elissa we know you were grateful in the end!
We had a humerous time to say the least...especially when i was called an "elitist"- i really liked that.
Comment on that!! Don't be haters be lovers...
4 comments:
This trip was fabulous if you couldn't tell. I will have to add my own version and thoughts, hmmm. Just wait.
Toooo Funny! I need to know more - please more details on the cabin trip from Hell.
Miss you Al & Elis, and you too Liz (even though we have only met on one occation, and I was a total dork face that night - but I think you are great!)
did you two just call Lance a "hot co-worker?!?!" We all know he is powerful because he controls the money, but HELLO he's a married man, you know.
:)
i cannot tell who our "hot coworker" is...i mean...that of course was ALL hypothetical! Ryan did you miss that part???
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