About five years ago, I started taking a tap class. My mom started before me with a bunch of her friends and she eventually talked me into it. I am so glad that she did cause I think it is honestly the highlight of my life up until this point. Is that sad? Anyhoo, when I started, I got a bunch of friends to do it with me. Little by little, each one dropped out for various reasons. I am the only one that is still going strong and as a result, am in a class where I am the youngest by at least 30 years. They are awesome ladies though and they can move like you wouldn't believe! Now to my point. When I switched to this class, I noticed a particular woman who apparently doesn't like to wear a bra. Now I can think of many reasons why at almost 60 years old you should be wearing a bra.
1) Your boobs aren't as perky as they used to be and may hang a little normal than lower
2) You are freaking TAPPING, which involves a lot of JUMPING. Nuf said.
I have often thought of why on earth this woman wouldn't wear a bra. You would think that support would be a priority for her but time and time again, as she stands behind me, I can't help but look in the mirror at her "free boobs" and throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Last night was seriously the breaking point. When I walked in, she had a jacket on, seeing as the weather is getting a little colder. As we started to warm up, she took her jacket off and I witnessed something that I never want to see again. Not only was she not wearing a bra, but she was wearing a nude colored tee that was COMPLETELY see through! Are you kidding me?? The bouncing was bad enough but now she is adding nipples to the equation! Sorry for being so graphic but I seriously am considering switching classes. It's not as if she can't see herself in the mirror as well! Needless to say, I was completely disgusted and am not looking forward to next Monday night. The only other option now is going topless and since we've all seen it all anyway, what's stopping her??
I just needed to vent. And just be glad there isn't a photo.
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This is WAY TO FUNNY! R U KIDDING! Sorry I quit tap after the first round of it Al, sounds like I am missing out on A LOT.
You are hilarious!! Hey, when you started tap you should have called me!! Maybe if you switch classes I'll come join you! Hope you're doing great!!
Oh Al- You never disappoint with your special stories... Your parent's Halloween party, now this. I so look forward to hearing about your experiences. You need to write a book and I will be the first buy it! You know, I have been thinking about asking you about that class... Are they taking new students? How much $ and when? Would it gross you out to see a lovely baby bump bouncing around along with grandma saggy you-know-whats?
That's just wrong. And too bad, I know how much you enjoy that class. I'll give you a call next week and let's get together.
Ange
Al!! What the heck?? Is she serious? Just be glad she's not your grandma! How do you think her grandkids feel when they get a big hug from their bra-less granny!! Not cool! Lizzy takes tap and I am glad you told me this story. I will teach her early on to wear the proper "attire" so when she is a granny she won't gross out the cute 27 year old in her class.So funny-(You know if I lived in Utah I would take this class with you for sure, right?)Call me soon babe!
So funny! Only you would be so good at telling this story. you are like your dad with story telling!
Hey, she just wants to show off the goods...
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