Funny things

I was thinking of funny things yesterday. You know, things that will always be funny, no matter how much time passes or how old you are. My friend Dave posted this picture on his FB account and whenever I need a laugh, I always come back to this. Single-handedly the greatest pic ever.



There are a lot of things about this picture that make it so great.

1. The resthome. I'm sure Dave was just trying to do his civic duty and give back to the community with a little musical cheer.
2. He must not be very good, judging by the look on their faces.
3. The lady on the far left has apparently "passed".
4. The lady on the far right is pained by whatever Dave is singing.
5. There is a strange yellow liquid on the table which has a strong resemblance to urine.
6. Dave is just singing away. Bless his heart.

PS: Have you ever noticed that you can seriously say ANYTHING about anyone, good or bad, and if you say, "bless his/her heart" after, it makes it okay? Here are some examples:

"He is such a loser. Bless his heart."
"Poor guy couldn't get a date no matter how hard he tried. Bless his heart."
"She has SERIOUS issues. Bless her heart."

Works every time.